The fastest man alive

The fastest man alive is a character who appeared in I WAKE UP SAD episode seven

he's done everything and done it the best

he states so himself that he has won everything race or not he has done it all

I'm the fastest man alive. I run every day all over the place. I don't own a car, I don't own a bike, I don't even own a pair of shoes, it's just me and the pavement. shit hurts but so does everything all the time that's life

I've won every race doesn't matter which race it doesn't even matter if its a race I've won it yes I've done everything and I've done it the best I'm gonna die the best too they're gonna go

"wow, that man did it. I wonder what his secret was?"

and I'll just have to smile and have to say, nothing because I'm already dead.