James P. Boydad

James P. Boydad is a former lawyer played by Max Renner.

Personality
Boydad is a vengeful man who actively murders anyone who calls him assuming he is still a lawyer.

Appearance
James P. Boydad has fair skin and dark brown hair. He wears glasses, a navy blue suit, white shirt and red tie.

History
As a child, Boydad thought being a lawyer would be an exciting career option - regretting his decision as an adult, he quit. However, clients still called him for legal help, and so he took it upon himself to cause great amounts of pain to anyone doing so, finding a way to allow outlawed forms of capital punishment to punish people for minor fender benders.

Police Chief
The Chief of Police is on Boydad’s payroll, and as such, has to do his bidding. It is unknown whether their relationship extends further beyond this.

Trivia

 * Boydad’s number is 1-800-HIRE-BOYDAD, but calling will lead to guaranteed death.

Appearances

 * Lawyer Not For Hire (Stop Calling)