Soulman69

Soulman 69 is a recurring character within the Value Select Universe. He's played by Max Renner and appears in several Value Select videos. He's a smooth-talking musician who creates sex songs and folk music.

Personality
Soulman 69 is often boastful of his habits of stealing girls and promiscuous sex. Despite this, he has proved to be insightful and disciplined at times, and is willing to help friends in need should they need it.

Appearance
Soulman 69 has a very sexy and recognizable appearance. He's most often seen shirtless in his signature black and golden band jacket, long, orange hair; a top hat, sunglasses, and he ocassionally carries around a cane or pipe.

History
Soulman 69 was created by scientists in one of several attempts to craft the sexiest being to ever live. Having attended high school and attaining a PhD in Sexology, he is now a rich and famous musician who enjoys having sex (despite having a 2 inch penis), engaging in affairs, and kidnapping people. He's also a member of The Brotherhood.

J
Soulman 69 is good friends with J, being willing to edit the lyrics of his songs to cater for a traditional audience at one of J’s parties.

Jazz Emu
Jazz Emu is a longtime friend of Soulman 69 and a fellow Sexologist PhD, confiding in him in the grips of a cringe crisis. Interestingly, he also refers to Jazz Emu as ‘J’.

The Brotherhood
Soulman 69 is a trusted member of The Brotherhood.

Near Invulnerability
Soulman 69’s only weakness is being shot by a gun. It’s possible this ability allowed him to survive the Sex Towers cringesplosion.

Trivia

 * The 69 in Soulman 69 refers to the fact he was the 69th experiment of his kind.
 * Soulman 69 first attended high school in 2003. Assuming he has the growth rate of a normal human, this means he was likely created in 1989.
 * Prior to the events of Awkward Memories! (Feat. Jazz Emu), he lived on the 69th floor of Sex Towers in New York.
 * As a member of The Brotherhood, he holds citizenry on Planet Select.

Video Appearances

 * Everybody's Gonna Have (Sex 2nite) [Christian Edit ]
 * Steal Your Girl by Soul Man 69
 * Nice Hands by Soulman69
 * You're The Hottest of Your Friends (So Why Would I have Sex With Your Friends When I Got You)
 * Rich People 4 Poor People (charity song better than Lil Dicky's Earth)
 * Never Be Yourself
 * Yule 2019
 * Awkward Memories! (Feat. Jazz Emu)